Niouzes à la con

Blacki · Posté le: Lun 01 Sep 2008 16:34 Sujet du message:

faudra pas s'étonner si Chtulu sort des eaux profondes pour recouvrir l'Amérique d'un tas de merde cyclopéen après ça.
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A.W. 2005 · Posté le: Lun 01 Sep 2008 19:28 Sujet du message:

Metallica = Nicolas Sarkozy.
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Lucificum · Posté le: Lun 15 Sep 2008 17:59 Sujet du message:

BOLT THROWER ET LE CATCH

After capturing the UFC Heavyweight title and claiming the Pancrase throne to become the 10th King of Pancrase, the mighty Josh Barnett (http://www.myspace.com/capturedsuplex) has his sights set on the MMA title.

Josh Barnett He was ranked 4th in the heavyweight division by www.fighting-mma.com but climbed up to 3rd after his convincing victory over Pedro Rizzo at the "Affliction: Banned" event on 19th July.

Metal fan Josh Barnett bulldozed his way onto the fighting stage at "Affliction: Banned", and we can't say how chuffed we were at the fact he chose 'No Guts, No Glory' as his entrance music! After an uncompromising first round, the formidable 'Baby-Faced Assassin' finished it off with one devastating left hook (and a follow-up jab!) to floor his opponent Rizzo in the second, resulting in a victorious KO

Thanks a lot Josh, and congratulations - you really did us proud. The War Master reigns again!

Karl, Jo, Baz, Gav & Kiddie

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Gazus · Posté le: Mer 17 Sep 2008 10:31 Sujet du message:

Nightwish se fait sauvagement sampler dans un titre de rap :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnLw3Ghjym8

lol

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painlesslady · Posté le: Ven 10 Oct 2008 18:27 Sujet du message:

Lars Ulrich, le batteur du groupe Metallica, va mettre aux enchères une toile de Jean-Michel Basquiat lors d'une vente qui pourrait être l'occasion d'atteindre un nouveau record pour une oeuvre de l'artiste, a annoncé Christie's vendredi.
(Publicité)

"Untitled (Boxer)" a été peint en 1982 par Basquiat, mort d'une surdose de drogue en 1988 alors qu'il était âgé de 27 ans. La toile montre un boxeur noir les bras levés vers le ciel sur un fond rempli de graffitis.

La maison Christie's proposera la peinture le 12 novembre dans le cadre d'une vente d'oeuvres d'art contemporain. La toile a été estimée avant la mise à l'encan à plus de 12 millions de dollars.

Le record actuel pour une oeuvre de Basquiat lors d'enchères est de 14,6 millions de dollars pour "Untitled", adjugé l'an passé chez Sotheby's.

Lars Ulrich, collectionneur d'art contemporain, d'art tribal et d'objets de design, possède "Untitled (Boxer)" depuis dix ans.

"J'ai eu assez de chance pour partager dix années formidables" avec cette peinture de Basquiat, et "il est temps de la remettre en circulation et de laisser quelqu'un d'autre l'apprécier autant" que je l'ai appréciée "au cours de la dernière décennie", a déclaré le musicien dans un communiqué diffusé par Christie's.

En 2002, Ulrich s'était déjà séparé d'une oeuvre de Basquiat à l'occasion d'une vente chez Christie's: "Profit I" avait trouvé preneur pour 5,5 millions de dollars, un record jusqu'à "Untitled" en 2007.

joe le hareng · Posté le: Lun 20 Oct 2008 17:20 Sujet du message:

Up for auction at the MEGADETH eBay store is the bullet belt (see photos below) that MEGADETH mainman Dave Mustaine wore on tour and various video shoots, including the classic "Holy Wars". According to a posting on the MEGADETH web site, "the belt is made from polished .223 ammo and is not live 'so do not use it in a fire fight because you will lose.' The belt can be shortened if needed. When Dave would start a tour it would be one size and by the end of the tour it would have to be taken down in size due to weight loss. Belt is not signed as it is hard to sign a bullet."

Painy , si tu cherches un cadeau de Noel pour Duff...
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Guiomzappa · Posté le: Mer 22 Oct 2008 16:26 Sujet du message:

kroboy · Posté le: Mer 22 Oct 2008 16:28 Sujet du message:

rhâa... Une cartouchière... (Duff et Painy comprendront

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joe le hareng · Posté le: Mar 28 Oct 2008 22:38 Sujet du message:

According to Yahoo! Tech, a Gene Simmons Axe Guitar will be released this Halloween. The axe-shaped guitar is compatible with both Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and features a bi-directional strum bar, an analog whammy bar, and ultra-responsive fret buttons.The guitar, which is only compatible with the Playstation 2 and 3, also comes with a sticker of Gene Simmons' face and signature on the front. Expect to pay about $80 for this item when it goes on sale Friday, October 31 at Amazon.com.

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joe le hareng · Posté le: Mer 29 Oct 2008 14:11 Sujet du message:

J'ai longtemps hésité (parce qu'on s'en branle un peu des orientations sexuelles) mais je la poste quand même parce que :

1) Ca brise un peu les clichés...

2) y'a des gros morceaux de lol dedans... (a commencer par le vrai nom du gars)...

Götz Kühnemund of Germany's Rock Hard magazine (web site) recently conducted a revealing interview with GORGOROTH frontman Gaahl (real name: Kristian Espedal) in which the controversial black metal singer spoke publicly for the first time about his sexual orientation and his political beliefs. The chat, which appears in issue 258 of the magazine, was translated exclusively for BLABBERMOUTH.NET and appears below in its entirety.

For a long time GORGOROTH frontman Gaahl was deemed "the evil face of black metal." There was nothing anyone wouldn't put past him or try to pin on him. In his native Norway, he regularly finds himself on the front page of the biggest daily newspapers — as Satan personified or national bogeyman supreme. But now this villain of all people has outed himself as gay and reveals a few sides to his personality very few people would've thought possible.

Rock Hard: I think it's pretty ballsy that you've outed yourself as gay. I'd love to ask you two or three questions on the subject, if you don't mind.

Gaahl: "Sure, no problem."

Rock Hard: When I met you, we talked pretty extensively about an old JUDAS PRIEST live video that had made a strong impression on you. Was Rob Halford coming out a partial factor in your publicly acknowledging your own sexual preference?

Gaahl: "No. Rob Halford is a big musical inspiration for me, but nothing more. It doesn't feel to me as if I've outed myself because up until now the whole thing was a non-issue for me. All this evolved very naturally. I feel how I feel and I've never made any secret about it."

Rock Hard: But there are people that do not accept homosexuality. Isn't it true that you were in fact attacked by someone in the backstage area at Wacken [Open Air festival in Wacken, Germany]?

Gaahl: "That's something that went down behind my back. Nobody has ever said anything derogatory to my face in person."

Rock Hard: But King (GORGOROTH bassist) witnessed something and told me about it later (Note: there was a vicious brawl backstage at Wacken, which involved King among others. It was reportedly triggered by anti-gay remarks by a certain person who found himself in a hospital shortly thereafter). How are people treating you?

Gaahl: "Absolutely positive. I haven't felt any animosities directed toward me."

Rock Hard: But there are likely people on the right fringe of the black metal scene for whom you as an avowed homosexual have become an enemy.

Gaahl: "Possibly, yes. My idea of art, and black metal especially, is the depiction of honesty without compromise. I really don't care how other people react to it or the feelings it might provoke."

Rock Hard: There are people who were previously close to you that have contacted Rock Hard over the past few months offering "information" that would purportedly make you appear in a "whole new light." Since your homosexuality has become known, those sources have gone silent. Is there a connection?

Gaahl: "Yeah, most likely (laughs). It seems like I've pre-empted a few people. And for that I'm truly sorry. (laughs) But the information in question could also pertain to certain things that happened in the early '90s."
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Pietro · Posté le: Mer 29 Oct 2008 15:12 Sujet du message:

Je veux que Dupinguez chronique nos prochains albums, ok?
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Gh0sT · Posté le: Mer 29 Oct 2008 15:57 Sujet du message:

joe le hareng · Posté le: Mer 29 Oct 2008 16:04 Sujet du message:

Ouais c'est la première...
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anoraknophobic · Clakmonfricomaniac Inscrit le: 10 Aoû 2007 Messages: 795

Je le savais depuis que Dani Filth avait vendu la mèche dans une de ses dernières interviews ! Very Happy

Par contre, non, Dani est pas homo, hein, c'est par rapport à une énième question sur son sentiment par rapport à la TRVitude du black-métal.
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joe le hareng · Posté le: Ven 31 Oct 2008 10:33 Sujet du message:

Y'a vraiment des gens qui s'mmerdent :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_YkXHCkgA&eurl=http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/
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Dizayeure · Inscrit le: 19 Aoû 2007 Messages: 1184

C'est vraiment bien fait Blink

Le mec a du passer des nuits entières à faire ça
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A.K. · Posté le: Sam 01 Nov 2008 0:44 Sujet du message:

Ouais, 'fin c'est pas comme s'il n'existait pas des logiciels qui convertissent des images en ascii... Ensuite, il a quand même dû bien se faire chier à le faire frame par frame, mais faut relativiser, il n'a pas fait tout ça "à la main".

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I put on some ancient Trouble, some old Vitus, Pentagram
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joe le hareng · Posté le: Sam 01 Nov 2008 12:33 Sujet du message:

Trendhunter.com reports: To simultaneously honor the gods of heavy metal and commemorate the 100th anniversary of Converse shoes, the iconic shoe company will release three pairs of BLACK SABBATH-inspired shoes in time for the holiday season.

The first pair of Converse Chuck Taylors is inspired by the cover of BLACK SABBATH's 1972 album "Vol. 4". The second pair of Chuck Taylors features a distressed print to emulate an old, worn tour tee shirt, and is inspired by the design on an actual BLACK SABBATH 1978 World Tour shirt. The final pair is a leathery tribute to heavy metal, with purple accents on a black leather pair of Jack Purcells.

For more information, visit www.converse.com.

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joe le hareng · Posté le: Sam 01 Nov 2008 12:37 Sujet du message:

Mickeal Akerfeldt est un vrai deglingo!!!!

Metal Hammer: What was the craziest thing you ever did as metal musician?

Mikael: "I didn't have too many rock-star moments. But I did a stupid thing when me and Per Wiberg [keyboards] were in Australia. We got drunk and chunked the chairs right from the balcony of the 12th floor onto the street. It was dangerous, but obviously we were really drunk. And we ended up paying for these chairs. We could have killed someone but my vision wasn't clear at that moment and I thought we were dumping the chairs on the roof of another building, though it really was just the street."

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